My LASIK retreat operation is this morning. I cannot believe an entire year has passed since I did this the first time. The nervousness has not really struck me yet, but I am sure it will in a couple of hours.
The events of the coming weekend should closely mirror last time with the exception (I hope) of the scary-looking bloodshot eyes.
Soon after they do the “flap and zap,” I will make my way over to an overpriced inn in Tenafly, dope myself up, and try to sleep it off. Because the hotel restaurant was full of noxious cigarette smoke last time, this time around I am bringing my own dinner.
My follow-up appointment will be early Sunday morning. I will drive home from Bergenfield around noontime, and hopefully be back home that afternoon to blog an update about how my operation went.

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