It’s been awhile since I’ve done a list meme, but figured I’d try this one after seeing it first on Michelle’s blog, then Jenniy’s.
The ones that I have truly never done are in bold. Explanations available on request.
I’ve never kissed a member of the opposite sex
I’ve never kissed a member of the same sex (romantically, I’m assuming)
I’ve never wrecked a friend’s car (rental cars…different story)
I’ve never been to Japan
I’ve never been in a taxi
I’ve never been on a train
I’ve never been in love
I’ve never had sex in a public place
I’ve never been dumped
I’ve never done cocaine
I’ve never shoplifted
I’ve never been fired
I’ve never been in a fist fight
I’ve never snuck out of my parent’s house
I’ve never been tied up
I’ve never regretted having sex with someone
I’ve never been arrested
I’ve never made out with a stranger
I’ve never stolen something from my job
I’ve never celebrated New Years in Times Square
I’ve never gone on a blind date
I’ve never lied to a friend
I’ve never had a crush on a teacher
I’ve never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
I’ve never been to Europe
I’ve never skipped school
I’ve never slept with a co-worker
I’ve never cut myself on purpose
I’ve never had sex at the office
I’ve never been married
I’ve never been divorced
I’ve never had sex with more than one person in the same week
I’ve never posed nude
I’ve never gotten someone drunk to have sex with them
I’ve never killed anyone
I’ve never received scars from my sex partner
I’ve never thrown up in a bar
I’ve never taken a hallucinogenic drug
I’ve never purposely set a fire
I’ve never eaten sushi
I’ve never been snowboarding
I’ve never had sex at a friend’s house while they were throwing a party
I’ve never had sex in a dressing room
I’ve never flashed anyone
I’ve never met anyone from online
You purposely set a fire?
Sure, as bored kids in rural PA, we were always setting stuff on fire. We never did any damage to residential structures or caused the woods to burn down, but we made quite a few nice bonfires.
Omigosh, am I the only one to have ever made out with a stranger??? We’re just talking about some anonymous kissing…I’m starting to feel really naughty.
Well, Denise, if such an opportunity presented itself, I probably would seize it, but alas…
Maybe I just don’t go to enough bars, or maybe I’ve been just too uptight for far too long.
So now I guess the trick is to see how many of the items on this list I can unbold, Hmmm, I count at least seventeen of them.
You’ve got to try the tied up thing. Seriously.
…You never LIVED?