A new month already? Sheesh.
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Only 1,879 (down from 3,140) searchers for our favorite nudie foodie in April. Could people be finally losing interest in her, or maybe my search ranking is finally falling? - attack of the show crap
Yes, it is, but the former cast members of The Screen Savers are now doing a weekly podcast. Two and a half eps so far. Coolness! - cold stone creamery mercer mall
No Cold Stone for me until after Hawaii. :-( - my home from satellite
We are watching you. Google Maps rule. I just wish the town where I grew up wasn’t in the boonies (no close zoom for me). BTW, a great Googlemapping-inspired site is Google Sightseeing. - photos of emeril cooking
Thank Odin this one wasn’t “photos of emeril cooking nude.” - emeril lagasse nude
Oh…my…Gawd. I spoke too soon. - mike not
No, it’s “not Mike.” - mike having sex
Mike may be getting lucky, but as for Michael…not so much, lately. - sarajevo sperm
Hunh? - mr 13 inch pain
Again, I have to say, “Hunh?” - m&m girl nude
Um, did you mean the animated green M&M character? Isn’t she already nude (except for some white gloves and white knee-high boots)? Oh well, here you go. - dying pubic hair
I guess I could make a joke here about matching drapes and such, but that would be crass, and this site does have certain standards. Hah! - rory gilmore nude
Okay, she was a leather-clad prostitute in Sin City and did not get nekkid. My guess is that it ain’t gonna happen. Speaking of WB ingénues, what is up with Joey Potter (aka Katie Holmes)? Um, she wasn’t even four when her new boyfriend filmed Risky Business. What…ever. - dismiss a muse at whim
Well, I dismissed my muse a short time ago and have yet to find an appropriate replacement. - grandma-sex
Some of these get really repetitive, but it never ceases to amaze me what drives people to my site. - one legged dance dance revolution
THAT I would like to see. Is that even possible? - princeton writer s garden
The word on the street is that they are trying to do the Writers Block Garden again. Yay! - bowflex suck
I’m always raving about the Bowflex here because of the success I have enjoyed. One of these days, though, I will blog about the things that suck about the Bowflex. - what is wrong with hedonism
What, indeed? - michael bad
I know. I know. Michael is a very bad boy.
Hmmm. You know, judging from my logs every month, my site sure does get a large number of disappointed visitors. They’re looking for titillation, but instead stumble upon my inanities. :-)
Don’t you ever wonder how such searches get directed to you? I mean where did you ever type the words grandma and sex close enough for them to search and find you?? Maybe I should take a peek through your archives and see what I missed ;)
I don’t think you’re being totally open with us because I haven’t heard of anything remotely “bad” in your behavior. Are you holding out with the good stuff???
Well, in October I did mention visiting my grandmother in one post and mentioned sex twice in another unrelated post—but why the search engines would put them together and rank me above all of the senior citizen porn sites out there is beyond me.
I suppose I compound the misdirection with these silly monthly search engine log exposés, but they are just so much fun. An offhand comment I made about Brad Pitt sends tons of visitors my way. Next month, I imagine that my logs will be full of people looking for nude pics of Katie Holmes.
Funny thing is, some times these visitors actually click on my Google AdSense links (most click-throughs earn around a nickel, but one earned close to 8 bucks) —after 4 months I am up over $25! Expect a post real soon where I shamelessly mention asbestos litigation and asbestos removal (reportedly one of the more lucrative Adsense topics). :-)
Ah, Denise, quite often those juicy bits of life that never make it onto a blog are far, far more interesting that those that do.
Also, “bad” behavior can sometimes be a matter of perspective.
I have sort of made a personal vow not to blog about the latest scandal to envelop my life, that is as long as she maintains a similarly discrete silence. There are some personal matters that can explode into ugly, nauseating nastiness when dragged outside of their proper place within the private realm.