- r****** r**
1826 searches for Ms. Ray this month. Somewhat of a downward trend.
- hayden christensen nude
Here is a secret for driving traffic to your site—mention a celebrity’s name and use the word nude in that entry or even a different entry.
- rory gilmore nude
See above.
- katie holmes nude
See above. I could do this all day.
- nude freckled women
Freckles are hot.
- things to do in your lifetime budapest
Definitely high on the list of places I’d love to visit.
- michael the ark angel
He’s the one that kept Noah company.
- what would chloroform do if dropped from a plane
Hunh?
- my name is mike and i suck
Okay…
- michael and katie
No, it’s Tom and Katie, I’m afraid.
- mike hawaii
Michael in Hawaii in thirteen days.
- caught nude satellite
My expectation (and hope) is that satellites would not be able to resolve enough detail to make it worth your while.
- categories of women pubic hair photo atlas
This one is a head scratcher.
- evil cookie monster pics
Evil cookie monster?
- something a secret admirer would write
“On rainy days like this, I can’t stop thinking about you.” Uh, obsess much, Michael? Nah.
- women that are too skinny
Ms. Lohan certainly comes to mind.
- absolutist viewpoint on abortion
Only a Sith thinks in absolutes.
LOL!! Those crack me up! Especially your “nude formula” for drawing people to your site!
They are fun to do, although the results are getting more and more repetitive each month—lots and lots of bulges, and nude whatevers, and over 9500 searches for a certain female Food Network host.
As for the nude formula, it amazes me the traffic drawn by vague references to celebrity nudity. The craziest combo so far has been someone looking for “emeril nude.” BAM!
But even the most unlikely combos-I bet if I use the phrase “George Bush nude” (or even “Barbara Bush nude”), someone will eventually come across my site looking for that phrase.