Out of 1597 different search phrases this month, I selected a few of my favorites below. Most of the ones mentioned in previous months came up again and again and again, but weren’t worth commenting this time.
- r****** r**
She’s the inspiration for this monthly feature, and at least 3,142 were scouring the web for her naked body in June. This brings her six-month grand total up to 12,458. Nude Hayden is trying to catch up, but is a distant second. - grandma sex
I just can’t see going to Google and typing in “grandma sex,” but seven visitors to my site apparently did. - adult dashboard widgets
Take any new media technology, and you can be sure that porn will right there in the mix, driving it forward. - bulges pics
I asked a few of my female friends whether the myriad of bulge searchers are women or gay men. The consensus was definitely the latter. - evil cookie monster
I mentioned this one last month too, but I was musing, in the evil mirror universe version of Sesame Street would Oscar the Cheerful be a clean freak? - why is bush so bad
Well, he started out as a sweet little boy, but he was seduced by the dark side.
- meaning of the name hayden
I was curious about this myself. “From the hedged valley; Anglo-Saxon/Teutonic origin.” Okay, then. - beauty and the geek nude
The question is—do they want to see the beauties nude or the geeks? Richard naked? - bikini jenniy
This one’s for you, Jenniy. :-) - homemade battle royale collars
For those who haven’t seen the movie, these are explosive collars that go off by remote or if you try to remove them. So, this begs the question—homemade battle royale collars?!? - princeton olympic nude pics
Nude Olympics was such a cool tradition. It is a real shame that a few idiot vandals and sexual predators ruined it for everyone. - sunburn nude butt
You know, I’ve been tempted to visit the nude beach up at Sandy Hook. Of course, I would not want to make the same sun screen mistake I made in Hawai‘i, esp. not down there. - my name is abu
Hi, abu! - who cares
I do, damn it! - 80 foot spruce trees and the dangers posed to houses
T-i-m-b-e-r! - nekkid dance revolution
Naked Twister, sure. Naked DDR, eh…too much flopping around. - ubc sunset
I loved my Vancouver sunset pics. Too bad I didn’t get a chance to photograph any sunsets in O‘ahu. :-( - nude horse polo players
Gallop. Ow. Gallop. Ow. Gallop. Ow. Gallop. Ow. (Maybe not so much “Ow” if they were female.) - barbara bush nude
That is just wrong. Just…wrong. So very, very wrong. - mike showing his hairy
…his hairy what? - singlebloggers
Yes, I own the domain name singlebloggers.com; I bought it as a joke; it seemed funnier back then. - nudie foodie parties
Sounds interesting. BTW, I’m sure you may have noticed a recurring theme this month. - song my name is michael
My name is Michael. I’ve got a nickel. I’ve got a nickel, shiny and new. I’m going to buy me all kinds of candy. That’s what I’m gonna do. My girl is Cindy; when we get married, we’re gonna have a baby or two. We’re gonna let them visit their grandma. That’s what we’re gonna do. My mom used to sing me that song. - hungarian girls
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Hmmm, interesting that someone searched for that exact spelling of my name. I think, however, that if I did post pics of myself in a bikini, it might not be exactly what they were hoping ;)
Yup, I can’t imagine that there are too many out there with that particular spelling (it is a cool spelling); that’s what caught my eye.