A fortune cookie post seems like a lame way to break the silence on my poor, neglected blog. Seriously, though, the cookie I opened today contained one of my favorite fortunes ever.
The greatest danger could be your
stupidity.
stupidity.
Lucky Numbers 35, 14, 38, 46, 9, 12
Harsh. They are usually so positive. I wonder if this fortune cookie writer was having a bad day or just decided to shake things up a bit.

Well, I guess you have to wonder about anybody who has a job making up fortune cookie blurbs.