Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday to me.
Happy birthday, dear Michael.
Happy birthday to me.
Oh, wait. I think I’m violating Warner Chappel Music’s copyright by publishing these lyrics. Oh, well.
Thirty-four years old. At least I still have a full head of hair (that is, of course, when I don’t shave it off).

Happy birthday, Michael!!
Happy birthday! Mine was yesterday. =)
Thanks, Nan and Lynn…and happy birthday, fellow virgo!