After seven months of doing this, my search logs are starting to get a little repetitive, although a few gems do stand out. There were a few surprises this month.
- r****** r**
I, of course, have to mention her. This topic gained new life with fresh comments to her entry and a massive upswing in RR-seekers. Last month I was amazed that 3,142 were looking for her. This month—8,155? WTF? Almost half of the unique visitors to my site in July were RR-related. Sheesh. I suppose if I were an academic, I could write a paper about this phenomenon.
- kitty cat
I’m not sure how a generic term with over 2 million Google results brought 7 people here. I only mentioned my parents’ feline once. Search engines are weird. Update: Mystery solved. Little Beavis lucked out as number 12 of 36,100 results for the Google image search for this term.
- barbara bush nude
I don’t mean to judge, but why would three people be searching for that? Why? I’m sure George Sr. finds her sexy wearing nothing but a string of pearls, but…
- photo of hayden christensen naked in the bathroom
Uh huh, I can picture it now—HC is playing around with his mo pho camera in his bathroom, snaps some revealing pics, then leaves them where others can find them. Yeah. No one’s that stupid…right?
- google font generator
I can actually help with this one. It was listed on Download Squad the other day—Logogle.
- nude or nudist or nudism beach hawaii or honolulu or oahu light house diamond head
I didn’t know there was such a place around there. Boy, did I miss out. :-)
- embarrassed to take my shirt off weight
Me too. The day when that no longer is the case cannot come soon enough. Of course, why do I keep sabotaging my progress, then, every time I get close?
- nude satellite
Google Earth’s resolution isn’t that good yet, but the day it is will be scary, indeed.
- fat man in polka dotted swim trunks
My trunks didn’t have polka dots, they had little polo horsey logos.
- maui babe
I love that tanning lotion. It is made with Kona coffee, and smells so good I want to bite my arm off.
- ddr nude
I really run the nude thing into the ground with these entries, but I do have to say—in the summer, the less clothes worn while playing DDR the better. Just an hour of play leaves me soaked to the bone.
- carnegie lake rowing shirt
Every year at the Belly of the Carnegie race, the freshman team wears a shirt with a clever saying. We were jealous of the year before us; they got “Let them hate, so long as they fear.” Ours was “I’m strong through the finish ’cause I eats me spinach.” Yup.
- michael silence